It was Robert Benchley who once wrote there are two kinds of travel: First class and with children.

I was reminded of that when I heard about a new Marco Island Marriott package. It includes a butler, but not what you're thinking of. Your visit doesn't include the services of an omniscient Jeeves to make your martinis and put out your evening clothes.

Instead, you get a baby butler, providing perhaps an even more essential service. Not only do you receive a complimentary crib or play pen, but you'll also get eight diapers, three Little Swimmers, one tub baby wipes (64 count), and one tube Desitin cream. Plus kids three and under eat free.

The package, which includes a deluxe room with partial gulf view, is valid through April 30. Prices vary, but I found it ringing up at $584 per night in March.